JOEY: ( grabs Tristan) You take that back, you son of a bitch! My armpits smell like a rose garden! TRISTAN: Are you sure that’s not your armpits? JOEY: Nyeh, this creepy Kaiba creep gives me the creeps. It’s actually worth more than you’ll ever earn in your entire lives. YUGI: If by “share” you mean “stuff it down your underwear while you dance for my pleasure”, then yes. TÉA: And you’ll share it with us, right Yugi? TÉA: Looks like you made a new friend, Yugi. YUGI: What about my friends? Can they come? I promised my grandpa I’d visit him at the game shop so. KAIBA: Yugi, I’d like very much to schedule an appointment to hang out with you after school. TRISTAN: ( with an orange costume on his head) Now I am an orange! YUGI: You are my best friend in the whole world. YUGI: But trust me, you’re gonna have to work pretty darn hard to impress me enough to make me. TRISTAN: ( wearing a squid costume) I am an octopus. Well, except Tristan, he’s a special case. YUGI: Look buddy, I don’t make friends with just anybody. My only hope is that we become bestest friends in the whole wide world. KAIBA: It’s so wonderful to meet all of you. JOEY: He better not say anything about my armpits. YUGI: A new student, huh? Finally, I get to bully somebody for a change. TEACHER: Please allow me to introduce our newest student. JOEY: ( still with his hands behind his head) What is this “home-work” you speak of? TEACHER: I trust you all finished your homework assignments. YUGI: Holy cow, a teacher! I’d almost forgotten what those look like! JOEY: ( puts his hands behind his head, exposing his armpits) That’s what you think. Plus, it’s the only card game officially endorsed by Satan. In fact, you could say it’s super awesome, and special! If only there were some way I could combine those adjectives, it’d probably be hilarious. YUGI: Oh! Duel Monsters is just super, Joey. JOEY: Nyeh, what the heck is Duel Monsters anyway? YUGI: Uh, I was talking to- ( beat) Tristan. You should really ask your parents to buy it for you. ( holding up cards) Hey, anyone wanna play Duel Monsters? The greatest game of all time. And there are absolutely no cheap merchandising tactics involved. YUGI: ( offscreen) You know what I love most about this show? ( onscreen) It’s all about the characters and the storyline. Cast (In order of appearance): Seto Kaiba, Yugi Muto, Joey Wheeler, Tristan Taylor, Téa Gardner, Teacher, Miho Nosaka, Yugi's Grandpa, Kaiba's BFF, Mokuba Kaiba